no talk with me im angy

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

I’m really proud of my novel. Hope to actually write it one day.

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

i’m tired of wanting to be pretty. always wondering if people think i’m pretty. curating a social media existence so everyone thinks i’m constantly pretty. i’m still not gonna post ugly selfies but y’all get my point

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

which is worse: man who likes music or man who likes movie

“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”

me when i marry keanu reeves

me: baaaabeeee can we role play the matrix again

keanu(my sweet husband): honeyyyy :( we do this every night. *sigh* ok. *puts on his sunglasses * this is neo from the matrix